I just gotta ask:  Why the heck would you spend a "C" note and then some to rent a tuxedo when you can buy one to keep for about the same money?  Or a new one for just a little bit more? 

As the headline says, "Take It Out and Have Some Fun" already.  Just think of all the times you would wear a tux if you had one hanging in the closet.  No trips to the store to pick up or return.  It's just yours to do with as you please, as often as the fancy strikes you.

Come on!  Live a little.  Put a tuxedo and a little more romance in your life.